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Kentuckian Maurice Foreman claims that Kid Rock’s “So Hott,” the first single from Rock N Roll Jesus, is a direct rip-off of Foreman’s “Slow Death,” which was supposedly copyrighted back in 1997. The evidence, according to Foreman, is that Rock sings “So Hott” three times in the chorus (just like in “Slow Death”!) and that the two songs have near-identical lead guitar riffs. We listened to both songs, and Foreman’s claims are just straight up ridiculous. First off, Foreman’s song sounds like it was recorded on some eight-track tape-era medium. The chances that Rock by some miracle heard this Kentucky mountain man’s basement tape and felt inspired is less likely than a Kid Rock/Tommy Lee VMA rematch. That is, unless Rock is a member of some BitTorrent site that specializes in southern rock wanna-bes. If you’re gonna sue Kid Rock, at least think of something more creative.
If you thought Pink Floyd had exhausted all their fortieth anniversary surprises after they unleashed their three-disc The Piper at the Gates of Dawn reissue, think again. The band is releasing the massive Oh By The Way, which culls together all of the band’s proper studio albums into one box set. Technically, the band formed around 1965, making them forty-two, but this belated birthday present makes up for the oversight. Each compact disc is repackaged in mini-vinyl reproductions, complete with all the posters and postcards and dust jackets that accompanied the original records, except tiny-sized. They even brought back the original, iconic Dark Side of the Moon album cover for the first time since 1993, which is enough to warrant purchase. While the set includes every studio album from Piper to 1994’s The Division Bell, it curiously lacks the must-have rarities collection Relics. Storm Thorgersen, who is responsible for the majority of PF’s most well known artwork, was even employed to design the new cover. There are additional rumors that there might be an accompanying DVD featuring interviews and live performances. The set is out December 4th, giving people adequate time to wrap this behemoth in time for the holidays.
Death Cab for Cutie can be forgiven for taking an abnormally long time working on the follow-up to 2005’s Plans. The usually prolific band maybe needed to take a breath after pumping out five studio albums in seven years. Or maybe the tardiness can be blamed on the U.S. government. More on that in the next paragraph. In an entry on his official blog, Death Cab guitarist Chris Walla says that the band is six songs into the new, Jack Kerouac-inspired album and “it’s pretty weird and pretty spectacular.” Walla cites one song as a “ten minute long Can jam,” a reference to the Krautrock pioneers, which does sound pretty weird and pretty spectacular. There might have been even more progress on the new album, however, had it not been for the U.S. Customs and Border Protection.
For those who didn’t know, Walla recorded his upcoming solo album Field Manual in Vancouver. On September 19th, an employee at the British Columbian studio was to drive down to Seattle with the songs in order to get them mixed. The truncated version of a long, long story is that U.S. Customs seized the hard drive containing Walla’s songs because they were improperly declared at the border near Blaine, Washington. Evidently, hard drives give border cops the woolies. The hard drive underwent intense computer forensic scrutiny before being returned to the border checkpoint from whence it came (Walla has made water-boarding jokes about it), and has been sitting on a shelf at Peace Arch station for over a month. Walla says no government officials notified his people in that time (even though Homeland Security insists they made three phone calls to pick up the device).
If the drive is in a customs office in Washington State, how can the album still come out in January, you ask? Thank the miracle that is the mail. Hippowest, the studio handling the sessions, shipped Walla the mixes, giving him adequate time to listen to the tapes. It also made the hard drive sitting in the customs station unnecessary, unless some gutsy DCFC fan wants to bust in there and get a first listen to the unmixed solo songs of Chris Walla.