So where's Walker Texas Ranger when you need him? A few roundhouse kicks would have put everything in order. There were more disputes begging to be settled on Sunday than there've been all season.
Ironically, the first feud started long before the green flag fell. If some of you were sleeping, at church, working in the yard or at the racetrack yesterday morning, then you probably missed Jimmy Spencer's comments on the Speed Channel's "RaceDay." His tirade on Dale Earnhardt's children ranged from, "Teresa Earnhardt gave Dale Jr. his opportunity to race," to, "Kelley Earnhardt Elledge, I'm shocked she kept her middle name. I mean you're married — you know — why keep Earnhardt?"